After enjoying dinner (last night was sushi!), Kevin and I usually snuggle on the couch. The following is my internal monologue...


*While watching Jeopardy* Kevin should really try out. He knows all the answers. That dude has a funny voice and is way too casually dressed. Alex Trebek is kinda creepy. Oh oh! Cap'n Crunch!!! I got final Jeopardy correct!!


Hmm... Kevin's switched to "How it's made" since Jeopardy is over. That's interesting they are making a....... Oh, I think I must have accidentally closed my eyes. What are they making?....................... No no no no no. I won't fall asleep on the couch again!! Must find out what is being made. Well, maybe I'll close my eyes until it comes back from commercial........................................ Crap! I missed another one. Ok, they are making something, I don't know what it is. Maybe I'll just close my eyes and imagine it, but definitely not sleep.....................................................................


That sounds like Keith Olberman. What time is it? 8:09. Ok, the news is important. I'll listen to Keith with my eyes closed............................................... D'oh! Oh, it is 8:28, he is about to do worst persons. Funny stuff will keep me awake.... Why is he talking so much before worst persons... Just get to the count...............................................................................


Is that Rachael Maddow? Oh I hope Keith is interviewing her and not that it is after 9pm. Crap crap crap!! OOOwwwwwww my ear hurts and I can't feel my arm. Ok, must get up and stop sleeping because it is nearly time for going to bed for real.




Why didn't anyone tell me that when you reach 30 that it is impossible to stay awake past 7:30pm?




Oh, and speaking of why didn't you tell me...... why didn't you tell me that grading revisions of a paper would be as time consuming and painful as grading the rough drafts?!?!